New Justice Team
Location: Unknown
First Appearance: "Less than Hero" (4ACV04)
General Information
The New Justice Team was a short-lived team of crime-fighting super-heros. The source of the human members super-powers was Dr. FlimFlam's Miracle Cream. They worked the New New York area, and were on call for Mayor Poopenmeyer when the city was in need. The team had three members, Clobberella, Captain Yesterday, and Superking. The group thwarted many crimes, and even found a nemesis in the Zookeeper. Their careers ended after the Zookeeper kidnapped Clobberella's parents and forced the team to steal the Quantum Gemerald in exchange for their release. The fact that they ran out of cream was probably a factor as well.
The Team
Clobberella
Secret Identity: Leela
Super Powers: Super-strength, lickity-speed, and invulnerability
Description: Quick-tempered and with a very head-first approach to crime-fighting, Clobberella defeats many foes with a roundhouse kick to the head.
Name reference: The name is a spoof of the 1960es science fiction heroine Barbarella, played by Jane Fonda.
Captain Yesterday
Secret Identity:Fry
Super Powers: Super-strength, lickity-speed, and invulnerability
Description: More calm and cool than Clobberella, Captain Yesterday relies heavily on his super-speed to make up for his slow mind.
Name Reference: His name refers to nobody, except possibly Captain America. He is a Parody of Elvis Presley or Fonzie.
Superking
Secret Identity:Bender
Super Powers: Super-strength, extendable arms and legs, and door on his chest
Description: Superking is a bit of a rogue (or an anti-hero), and while he fights crime with the team, he has been known to abuse his powers for his own gain.
Name Reference: Most Likely Superman, but it could also be a simple figment of bender's Egocentricity.
Theme Song
- Go, Go, Go New Justice Team
- Go, team,
- Go, team,
- Team, team, team
- Who's the newest Justice Team?
- The New Justice Team!
- Captain Yesterday is fast,
- Also he is from the past,
- Not just fast but from the past
- Captain Yesterday!
- Superking has all the powers of a king
- Plus all the powers of superman
- also he's a robot
- Aint he cool?
- Superking, you rule!
- Clobberella beats you up,
- Clobberella beats you up,
- Who does she beat up?
- You!
- Clobberella!
- Citizens, never fear
- Crazy do-good freaks are here,
- Until they run out of steam
- Miracle cream,
- Miracle cream,
- Gives the power to the team,
- It's effects wear off for sure,
- So they just slop on some more,
- The New Justice Team!
- Go, go, go, New Justice Team
- Fighting justice is their quest
- Superking, Clobberella, and all the rest
- Here's to you New Justice Team
- Do the things that make your team,
- Help each other do some things,
- Winners don't use drugs!
- The New Justice Team!