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Attack of the Killer App | |
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Written by | Patric M. Verrone |
Transcribed by | Jasonbres |
- [Opening Credits.]
- [Scene: Exterior shot of Citihall. A banner under the now dated logo reads "e-Waste Not, e-Want Not". A huge crowd is gathered outside as Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer makes a speech.]
Poopenmeyer: As mayor, it is my deeply tedious pleasure to kick off the 83rd or 84th Annual e-Waste Recycling Festival!
- [The camera cuts to the crowd, some of whom are carrying old machines like Apple computers from 1984. The camera stops on Bender, Fry, and Leela.]
Bender: Down in front!
- [Zoidberg is seen with the fin on his head.]
Zoidberg: Sorry, I get aroused in crowds.
- [The fin disappears.]
Poopenmeyer: I will now throw out the ceremonial first dump: [takes an old machine that says Elect-O-Matic 2000 and is about to put it in the recycling bin] this old inefficient vote rigger! [throws it away as the crowd cheers and the fin grows back on Zoidberg's head]
[Cut to: Farnsworth and Hermes carry a box labeled "Old Doomsday Devices" to the bin]
<poem>Farnsworth: These old doomsday devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are.
- [They throw them away as the camera pans to Amy, Zoidberg, Leela, and Fry carrying an electronic toilet.]
Leela: So long, overly complicated Japanese toilet!
Toilet: [in a stereotypical Japanese accent] Please. I not to throw away. I give you, uh, Happy Poopie Time.
Fry: Sorry, you know too much.
- [Fry drops the toilet in the bin as everyone watches it drop.]
- [Cut to: Bender sneaks to a bin in the back of the place and laughs.]
Bender: Seems like a good place to ditch some evidence. [takes something out of his cavity, opens the bin and finds a familiar robot] Flexo?! What are you doin' in a hazardous wastebin?
Flexo: Haven't you head? Us bending units are dangerously outdated. We overheat, we're radioactive, we cause erectile dysfun—
- [Bender closes the door on his bearded twin before he can finish the common side effects.]
Farnsworth: Who were you talking to?
Bender: [slides the evidence with his footcup under the bin] No one? Your mama? Shut up? Take your pick.
- [Cut to: Mayor Poopenmeyer is having his picture taken as he kisses a little robot and then recycles it.]
Scoop Chang: Scoop Chang, New New York Times Online Podcast blog comments editor. Mr. Mayor, isn't this e-waste dangerous?
Poopenmeyer: Not at all, Scoop. Not after it's off to the Third World by an expendable team of minimum-wage nobodies.
- [The camera pans to Farnsworth, Leela, Fry, and Bender.]
Farnsworth: [whispering to the other three] Good news, nobodies!
- [The crew gets angry at Farnsworth.]
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